Sammi

A psychic once told me that in a past life my writing so inspired a politician he took steps to have my head removed. This time around, I’ve tried to remember, with varying degrees of success, that diplomacy is the better part of valor, a little inaccuracy can save tons of explanation and, when all else fails, the best option may well be to tell the truth and run.

I wrote my first memoir when I was six and am currently working on a fantasy spoof. Although I have never met my fairy godmother — nor a common garden gnome, for that matter — once, while weeding in my garden, I fought a dragon that was impersonating a wild raspberry bush.